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steak tomaszewski 

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.
R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

Rolo Tomassi 

The guy who gets away with it.
Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley
Rolo Tomassi by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Uncle Tom Ass Nigga 

Derogatory term used mostly by black americans to describe black men whom they feel have lost touch with, or turned against, their own culture.
"Who's this police ass nigga?", asked Buckwheat.
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."
Tomás is a kind, smart, hot and fit person. He is always there for you when you need him the most. He has a jawline that is sharp af. Tomás is shy but once you get to know him he is one of the nicest people you will know. He is always surrounded by girls but if he is attracted to you he will stare at you and some times hold your hand and put his head on your shoulder. Tomás says such nice things and compliments you all the time and all you want to do is hug him but if you did then people will think that you two are with each other. It is so easy to forgive him.
I love Tomás and I will never stop loving him.

Xxxxxxxxxx
''Tomás is one fine specimen''
''Tomás wants to meet yeh''
Tomás by Yourbabe2.0 January 19, 2019
*Acting like your hurt because you've just hurt someone else.

*Trying to get people to feel sympathetic for you even though you're at fault.

*Feigning injury in order to soften the consequences of your idiotic act.
Mr Tompass the 6ft teacher inadvertently shoulder charges an innocent female student during a physical eduaction drill. She goes down like a sack of potatoes clutching her beaten body. Mr Tompass (realising what he's done) cerebrally falls to one knee pretending to be injured in order to soften the blow. To top it off Tompass escorts the poor girl to the school medical facility leaving the class a hero rather than a villian thus DOING A TOMPASS.
Tompass by sinistersubmarine September 13, 2011