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Tom and Jerry

MGM's Masterpiece. The cartoon that was brought to Earth by Jesus Christ himself.
Tom and Jerry is the greatest cartoon and the greatest thing that humanity has ever thought of or created
by IntergalactalEnergy December 22, 2022
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A hot alcoholic drink made from hot coffee, beaten eggs, rum, sugar and brandy. It was popular before prohibition. Mentioned in "Dancing Dan's Christmas" by Damon Runyan. You can sometimes find peach Fireking Tom and Jerry sets with a big mixing bowl that says "Tom and Jerry" and matching cups. Santa mugs are nice for serving Tom and Jerry, too.
This hot Tom and Jerry is an old time drink that is once used by one and all in this country to celebrate Christmas with, and in fact it is once so popular that many people think Christmas is invented only to furnish an excuse for hot Tom and Jerry, although of course this is by no means true.
by NurseShakespeare November 19, 2011
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A euphemism for double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other TJ.
"Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."

"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."
by Alfonso Gabron January 11, 2009
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obsessive compulsive disorder, OCD is an anxiety disorder and is characterized by recurrent, unwanted thoughts (obsessions) and/or repetitive behaviors such as handwashing,counting,checking,or cleaning are often preformed with the hope of preventing obsessive thoughts or making them go away.
my neighbor lives with the tom and jerry.
by maryam begum July 9, 2010
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A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.
I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the dollar store and blamed it on my grandma.

I was sitting on the porch and my fart sounded like a motorcycle and then a mouse...so i named it Tom and Jerry.
by TERDNUGENT December 24, 2010
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A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.
I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the doller store and blamed it on my grandma.
by TERDNUGENT December 24, 2010
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teacher: ok class the most flexible material is graphene
tom and jerry: tom and jerry squared
by SHINOBI EXE March 22, 2020
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