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Pennsylvania Toll Booth

As you pull up to a toll booth on the highway you start to jerk off. When you stop to pay the person your fare, you climax and bust in their face as you proceed to speed away having not paid the toll instead of handing them the money you owe. P.S. this doesn't work with easy pass.
Guy 1: Hey man you got money for tolls today?
Guy 2: Nah but I got it covered. I am going to Pennsylvania Toll Booth which is free and a great way to save money.
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TP toll-booth

A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.
My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
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Toll-boother

A toll boother is someone who expects you to (sometimes implicitly or unknowingly, forces) you pay for the "priviledge" of dealing with or hanging out with someone,(cash,prizes,sex,emotional tampon time etc.) Similiar to being strung along, just more expensive.
After 8 months of broken dates, concerts and stupid club baby sitting, he finally realized she was toll-boothing him.
by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004
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Puerto Rican tollbooth

When a person tries to jam something soft into a slot for a hard object and subsequently causes a delay in forward movement.
Mid stroke he went limp giving her a Puerto Rican tollbooth, there was a brief delay in which he called in a fluffer to get him ready for action again.
by vacation girl May 3, 2011
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Tollbooth on the highway of education

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.
Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.
by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
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phantom tollbooth

a way to reach a fantastic world in a book of the same name
by Ben C. August 31, 2008
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The Phantom Tollbooth

A book/movie where a bored kid, Milo, gets this crazy toolbooth and drives away to this weird world filled with puns(Sea of Knowledge).
Milo was definitely on something.
"You ever read The Phantom Tollbooth?"
"Isn't that the one with the boring kid whos like so emo?"
"Huh..."
by Pblcnme October 20, 2006
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