Toelonoscopy

A kick in the ass

Keep being a smart ass and I'll give you an Toelonoscopy

by Don Ee July 6, 2016

Tokehontas

1. A female species that enjoys smoking herbs and whatnot.

Ted:Oh that bitch over there, she likes dat dank shit!
Arnold: Yeah man, shes a real life Tokehontas.

by Ballsssssinyomouth February 20, 2009

Tokelore

Stories about smoking weed, or adventures/misadventures had while stoned that have reached legendary status and are frequently retold at social gatherings by other weed smokers.

Sample tokelore...

Smoker1: "hey, ever heard about that guy over in Randomtown that smoked a shitload and then went walking about the college campus buck naked?"
Smoker2:"Oh yeah... didn't he even try going into a lecture?"
Smoker 3: "That guy is awesome.."

by Tokelorius April 30, 2010

Tokeopia

Tokeopia is the western constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is the smaller of the two states, though it has equal influence. Tokeopia has a rich history of ghanja use, reaching as far back as 10,000 BC. The first branch of homo sapiens-sapiens actually evolved here, although the first inhabitants weren't bothered to leave the island until 1965 AD, as local shamans had predicted Woodstock to occur before the end of the decade. This resulted in a separation from the outside world until 1546 AD, when Dutch settlers arrived and offered the locals rides to drive-thrus and such.

Today, Tokeopia is a thriving industrual and agricultural community, mass producing intensely-aromatic herb and Weapons of Mind Destruction.

Tokeopia, Tokeopia, Home of the Free! (And delusional)

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Tokeover

The "high-over" or the effects of too much marijuana usage and waking up and not remembering shit! Often happens on 4-21, the day after the best holiday in the world ( 4-20 )

Man 1: Yo, that bud yesterday was amazing, but I got such a terrible tokeover!
Man 2: I know bro, we smoked way too much and I can't remember shit.
Man 1: There's never enough to be smoked!

by It's 4-20 Somewhere... May 24, 2011

tokoloshe

In African folklore, a mischievous and lascivious hairy dwarf.

Reputed to delight in causing pain and mischief, the tokoloshe is thwarted by ladders and unable to climb. Hence the use of raised sleeping platform to protect sleepers.

Tokoloshe is sometimes used as a pejorative term for a small man of African origin and furtive character.

"Have you seen the new security guard? Such a tokoloshe!"

by wintermute March 8, 2004

Tokeblocker

Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.

Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"

by HotBetty February 3, 2012