tonage

ones ability/ presence of having toned muscle. Usually used as a compliment, it is a cool word.

Wow, look at the tonage in her thighs!

by a-r-y August 12, 2011

tosage

Everything and yet nothing can be used any way. The Seinfeld of words.

Example: what the tosage! ? Where the tosage is the dog. Today is so tosage. Why in tosage would you want to do that?

by firesout7981 February 26, 2015

Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.

We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.

by Andrew Gower January 22, 2008

Tockage

The effect caused by Scallys/Chavs tucking their pants into their socks to look "cool"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH MATE! Proper tockage on da go!"

"Look at the state of that lad with his stupid tockage! Does he think he looks good?!"

by Captain Happy Pants May 13, 2005

Toeage

The length and thickness of a toe.

When you want to describe how big of a toe the toe is but you can’t find the right word to describe it.

*someone shows their toe*
“Wow that is a substantial amount of toeage right there.”

by toesforeveyone October 23, 2019

law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

by jamerson June 13, 2005

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005