Toffee Bus

A bus on which a window licker would ride

Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows

by silverfox_73 September 26, 2009

toffee strings

The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue

I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!

by Hola Alan! August 31, 2006

Tohesia

A small island off the coast of sri lanka, created by Anita.

Boy:Are you sri lankan?
Girl:I'm not SriLankan or Tamil I'm from Tohesia!

by ImAmazing2 December 16, 2011

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

bum toffee

shit. the brown stuff.

Want some bum toffee?

by Mr Poo November 1, 2006

TOHREAPER

A Ghost that haunts you at night but never really scares you because it is a joke and very lame

Stop being such a TOHREAPER! Give me some real fright!

by Logay master February 4, 2020

torfeculating

The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.

While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.

by charminglyrude July 7, 2010