toedick

a man with a cock like a toe

wominic has a toedick

by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

toesie famine

A scarce amount of toesies due to changing climate conditions ranging unsuitable for exposed feet.

Josh: Man, spring is almost here. Capris and flip-flops FTW!

Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.

by binx117 February 27, 2009

Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

Toeie

A camel toe selfie!

Some crazy bitch I work with just sent me a toeie!

by Ultiva69 August 2, 2018

TheDieBlock[s]

A man in the 75th ranger RASP battalion and wants to get promoted to DHI or HI.

Examples:
God damn, TheDieBlocks is so rank hungry! @BXOtheprobloxmast Give that man warnings!
Bruh TheDieBlocks, STOP RAIDING MY DMs! spongebob walking out of the door pointing with gun shaped hands gif
TheDieBlocks: *misses deadblot* Theprobloxmast: DD him!

by Ranger man June 15, 2021

toodie

A fine girl with a nice body

Look at toodie

by khialand March 4, 2016

toadies

Probably the best band of all time. Not very well known but they have made a few the best songs EVER MADE which include: Tyler, Possum Kingdom, Away, I Come From the Water, and Dollskin. They also have made one of the best albums EVER made which is Rubberneck.

The Rubberneck album came out in 1995 in which the toadies went on tour with Bush. They started making another album in 1996 but it got delayed and eventually came out in 2001 but the band split apart starting with the bass player, Lisa Umberger who was an Ewok for the starwars movie.

The awesome lead singer was Todd Lewis; he started a new band not to long ago, with drummer Taz Bently, called Burden Brothers.

person1: "Have you ever heard of the Toadies."
person2: "No, I actually haven't"
person1: "Dude, you haven't lived yet even though you probably heard their songs on the radio all the time in the 90's"

by gelbbauch October 27, 2005