Tobey

The sexiest man alive with a dick the size of the statue of liberty. He is the sweetest lil guy and quite a funny lil guy as well.

Tobey is a pretty cool guy

by scooter_Alfredo October 14, 2022

Tobey

(n.)

1. A stub-fingered dwarf.
2. Smiley toddler with a touch of down's syndrome.
3. Shin-kicking nancyboy with an affinity for black dick.

Q: Who is that little boy standing under the coffee table crying?

A: Oh that's just little Tobey, but don't give him too much attention or he will try to sell you life insurance.

by Tumbletee October 8, 2009

Tobey

A complete twink

Tobey is such a twink

by Y3djo June 12, 2019

Tobey

An awful name given to children who are obviously despised by their parents

Example

that kid is an absolute douchebag

yeah, he must be a Tobey

by rogan joshmeister January 19, 2010

Tobey

Skater boi from north shore plays fortnite wanted to make a montage but got bored

That guys a tobey

by Gary jones69 420 December 31, 2018

Tobeying

the act of inundating a person's facebook with pictures of Tobey Macquire

Mark: So what should we do today to annoy Ellen?
Joey: Tobeying!

by illumigaudy May 22, 2014

tobey

A complete bag of douche who thinks that they are a total player. Often seen wearing extremely homosexual pink shirts, plaid shorts, and Swiss (what the fuck?) hats.
Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.

Wow, that kid just slapped me on the ass. What a complete tobey.

by ninja II April 19, 2008