Twat of All Things, or Twat of All Time. The polar opposite of GOAT.
by hottest toat December 13, 2016
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an inappropriate way of writing 'totally'.
Gabbie Richards is not allowed to say 'toats'.
by the unknown w@nker July 24, 2011
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Stands for "tenth of a ton", i.e. 200 pounds, and is used to refer to women of such size. There are also "over toats", which is , of course OVER 200 lbs. This term can be used freely and should replace BBW as a general term for overweight women. A BBW could be a TOAT, but not all TOATs are Big Beautiful Women.
" I no longer wondered why that Honda Civic scraped the ground pulling into Dairy Queen after I saw the two TOATS get out and rush the counter."

Queen Latifah is a BBW and probably a TOAT, but the fatty at Walmart in sweats and flip flops buying cigs, grape soda and circus peanuts is just a TOAT.
by HAL9010 November 30, 2010
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A word wannabe surfers use to look cool, when in reality they look fucking stupid.-_-
"Hey, man! Wanna go to the movies?"
"I toats would,brah. But I've gotta go catch some waves. Hang loose.
by kellen352 July 30, 2012
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Pronounced "t-oh-t", similar to "boat" or "moat".
1 Used to show agreement with a previous statement.
2 Used to demonstrate intensity of an adjective (just like the word "very") (ex.: I got toat wet).
3 Used as a general positive adjective (ex.: very toat).
4 An abbreviation of the word totally.”
1 "Want to go see a movie tonight?"
"Toat!"
2 "I got toat wet."
3 "Yeah, it was pretty toat."
by Ch&Ca August 30, 2007
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