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to peach 

1. something or someone that means a LOT to you

often used as:
to peach / peach / peach onto

used amongst the ‘mysterious’ teen community in texas!
student speaking to group: i've discovered the band ‘Asking Alexandria’ over the weekend-

weird girl thinking to herself :
TO PEACH ASKING ALEXANDRIA! XD
to peach by hellokittyeatmybrain February 15, 2021

go ahead to peach on me

Something incompetent people use to identify themselves among others

Trump needs to eat a peach 

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

pachecosplaining / to pachecosplain 

The act of educating other people about Destreza even if they are not willing to listen about it or have no idea what the certain person is talking about. It is done in a manner of looking down at others who are not proficient in Destreza. Very common behaviour among HEMA Spanish rapier practitioners (HEMA - Historical European Martial Arts)
pachecosplaining / to pachecosplain:

"Let me pachecosplain it to you. You only need to understand the differences between medio de proporción, medio proporcionado and medio proporcional and never mix them. Also, get a haircut (Pacheco dixit)."

"Oh and medio proporcionado propio, apropiado, and transferido."

"I'm forced to do it. I need to pay my massive student loan I got by studying Destreza by explaining it to whoever is in listening/reading range. Especially if they are unwilling."