Titus is a guy you have a crush on just to find out he has a secret girlfriend. Titus is someone you will eventually hate
Oh what ?! Titus has a girlfriend already !
by I really love him January 4, 2019

He is the bestest friend you'll ever have. He is a huge teddy bear that is always awkward. With his weird jokes. Sometimes he can be a huge dummie. But if you need help or you just feel sad he'll be there for you. If you ever get the chance to be his girlfriend take that chance or you'll regret it. No he's a dirtbag
by Marvelkittyfan September 28, 2019

The name of children who will end up carrying a very strong sense of humor and the willingness to sacrifice for a good laugh. He'll probably have a tendency to misplace his slippers. These children are often born in New Zealand, and then move to Hawaii and form a strange accent.
Person 1: Dude I just lost my cat.
Person 2: what? What's updog?
Person 1: LOLWUT? Is your name Titus?
Person 2: what? What's updog?
Person 1: LOLWUT? Is your name Titus?
by 50Calpito June 23, 2011

An indifferent one on the low end of morality, or lacking thereof. A manwhore with little regard for others' opinions and views. A sadistic and often offensive sense of humor. Sees oneself as an elitist in terms of combat and sexual ability.
Person 1: Why's he hittin' on every girl?
Person 2: It's Titus, c'mon...
Person 1: Hehe, let's do this.
Person 2: Don't be like Titus, dude.
Person 2: It's Titus, c'mon...
Person 1: Hehe, let's do this.
Person 2: Don't be like Titus, dude.
by Kinjiro April 13, 2005

by Sadninjatitus April 26, 2020

Titus is a great and funny guy, probably a drummer covered in tattoos living with his moody girlfriend. Has nice hair and a big penis.
He prefers tattooed girls named Klara.
He prefers tattooed girls named Klara.
by HotĐuveć November 21, 2021

Also pronounced tit-us is avery awkward person. He tends to be a kind and caring but is secretly Gay. He Simps for people that he finds attractive. He tries to hide the fact that he's gay. Titus tends to fall for those around him.
WARNING:Titus is very clingy.
WARNING:Titus is very clingy.
Person#1:"Titus is a great friend"
Person#2:"yeah but I think he's gay"
Person#1"thats a shame I kind liked him"
Person#2:"yeah but I think he's gay"
Person#1"thats a shame I kind liked him"
by The_real_deal 6969 August 24, 2020
