Titus 

Titus is a guy you have a crush on just to find out he has a secret girlfriend. Titus is someone you will eventually hate

Oh what ?! Titus has a girlfriend already !

Titus by I really love him January 4, 2019

Titus 

He is the bestest friend you'll ever have. He is a huge teddy bear that is always awkward. With his weird jokes. Sometimes he can be a huge dummie. But if you need help or you just feel sad he'll be there for you. If you ever get the chance to be his girlfriend take that chance or you'll regret it. No he's a dirtbag

Girl: Titus is such a cutie
Girl 2: bro he is so fake. Dont do it fam

Titus by Marvelkittyfan September 28, 2019

Titus 

The name of children who will end up carrying a very strong sense of humor and the willingness to sacrifice for a good laugh. He'll probably have a tendency to misplace his slippers. These children are often born in New Zealand, and then move to Hawaii and form a strange accent.

Person 1: Dude I just lost my cat.
Person 2: what? What's updog?
Person 1: LOLWUT? Is your name Titus?

Titus by 50Calpito June 23, 2011

Titus 

An indifferent one on the low end of morality, or lacking thereof. A manwhore with little regard for others' opinions and views. A sadistic and often offensive sense of humor. Sees oneself as an elitist in terms of combat and sexual ability.

Person 1: Why's he hittin' on every girl?
Person 2: It's Titus, c'mon...

Person 1: Hehe, let's do this.
Person 2: Don't be like Titus, dude.

Titus by Kinjiro April 13, 2005

titus 

A girl with a fine, tight and nicely rounded ass. Titus was developed by taking the term "tight ass" and cramming into a quicker spoken version as to not alert the hottie you are talking to your boy about her incredible cannonball glutes and making yourself look like a tool.

Oh John look ahead, titus at 12 o'clock.

titus by Sir Moist June 27, 2008

Titus 

Always in his feels bc addison rae won’t marry him. Malibu Nights helps him through his pain. 🥺

Oh look at Titus that sad motherfricker

Titus by Sadninjatitus April 26, 2020

Titus 

Titus is a great and funny guy, probably a drummer covered in tattoos living with his moody girlfriend. Has nice hair and a big penis.
He prefers tattooed girls named Klara.

Look there is Titus?
The big dick guy Titus?
Yeaaaaaa dudddeee

Titus by HotĐuveć November 21, 2021