Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

joe titty

A skilled trades apprentice who is always clinging to the journeyman and sucking off the titty.

That Daman is a real Joe Titty.

by JoeTitty November 17, 2016

Titty Bungus

The crusty residue left around a female nipple from milk if not wiped properly.

Billy: "Hey dude, you going to suck on Sarah's big tits tonight?"

Joe: "No way man, I heard she has titty bungus."

by blitznbonzo33 December 18, 2011

Ceiling Titty

A lighting fixture on ones ceiling that resembles a women's breast.

Bro, your ceiling titty is turning me on.

by M-Deezy Enterprises October 5, 2013

titty juice

Slang term for human breast milk.

Halle Berry just had a baby and her titties are HUGE. I'd love to drink her titty juice!

by HyperKnight May 24, 2008

Titty Master

Mastering Titties. Grabbing them, owning them. Simply being the master of titties. There is one known titty master. Known as Dean Ambrose.

I will master your titties when we leave here. Or in the bathroom. Because I am the titty master!

by Iwillkillsethrollins June 5, 2014

a titty kitty

This is a cat who always wants to be with their human mother aka their meowmmy!

I see you have a titty kitty on your lap again!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020