tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

by nicks75 January 29, 2015

TITSOAK

The acronym for the famous Twilight movie line said by Edward Cullen. It stands for “This is the skin of a killer.” It’s commonly used in the popular “Twilight Shitposting” group on Facebook that has gained over 81k followers.

Twihard: “I love the TITSOAK line from Twilight.”

Everyone else: “The what??!?”

Twihard: “It’s the abbreviation for the quote, “This is the skin of a killer.”

Everyone else: “wtf?”

by Twilightforever69 July 18, 2021

titsun

Sicilian slang term denoting a black person.

A couple of titsuns just stole my truck. Can you fucking believe that?

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Tits on a whale

It can mean anything such as holy shit etc.

Originates from the ultimate-guitar forums.

Tits on a whale that's awesome!

by fretsonfire74 August 24, 2008

as useless as tits on a bull

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

by Tom Love February 2, 2007

TITSOON

A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)

Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!

by weave November 22, 2003

more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

by Missy Meg January 5, 2009