tinsel town

Synonymous to Hollywood, CA.

I'm going to tinseltown with dreams of becoming famous.

by Bob April 13, 2004

Tinsel King

a state acheived by wrapping ones inhebriated self in tinsel (done during chrsitmas period) before proclaiming "I AM THE TINSEL KING!!"

Rob: *pulls tinesl off of door as he falls over*

Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king

by Rob *the tinsel king* Fisher February 2, 2010

tinsley

Well-known well-liked highly respected funny individual who can be very intimidating upon appearance but has a huge heart. Attractive. Driven. Determined. Stern. Tactical. Wise. Underestimated.

The way she handles business you would think she's a Tinsley

by diddle85 February 4, 2010

Dick Tinsel

Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.

Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013

tinsel

The little gold stringy things you put on your christmas tree.

Hang that gold tinsel on the other side.

by Big AL September 26, 2003

Tinsel Tosser

English slur for gay people at Christmas time.

Look at him, drinking his eggnog. Man, that guy is a total tinsel tosser.

by Danny Fantome December 2, 2016

dirty tinsel

A dick that has hair on its shaft, and is full of shit after intense anal intercourse.

Timmy and I had anal for the first time last night. When he pulled out he totally had dirty tinsel.

by BienRabiosa January 18, 2021