Timberlow

The man of your dreams. The one with the beasty cock that you want to marry.

"Have you met your timberlow yet?"

by N'R April 15, 2009

Timberoni

A very small penis known to repulse and or make females laugh at said little cock.

She laughed when she saw his little timberoni...especially when he spooged in his undies prematurely

by Micky McMickerson August 3, 2016

timberdoodle

Another term for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor)- a medium-sized terrestrial sandpiper known for its unusual dancelike gate.

some people think timberdoodle is a better common name for Scolopax minor than American woodcock.

by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

Minnesota Timberwolves

One of the worst basketball teams ever.

And I can say that because I'm from MN

Avid Wolves fan: "Hey, did you catch the Minnesota Timberwolves game last night?"
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."

by Raina J. April 29, 2011

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.

"The Minnesota Timberwolves are unlucky"

by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021

timberwolves

The sweetest basketball team ever, they got past the 1st and 2nd round last year and we have an owsome line-up with Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudsen, Ervin Johnson, Mad Dog Mark Madsen, the Candy Man Michael Olowokandi, the Mayor Fred Hoiberg, and welcome to Walley's World with Wally Szczerbiak; and we got the big three: Sam Cassell, Latrell Sprewell Spree, and The Kid, The Big Ticket, and reigning MVP, Kevin Garnett.

The Minneosta Timberwolves are going to be the best damn basketball team ever.

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004