Timber

Humble; Beautiful.

That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.

by ZiigZax January 07, 2004

Timber

A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.

"Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."

by OliviaC4 December 01, 2009

Timber

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.

Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!

by BONEHEADZ February 16, 2009

Timber

A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .

Guy 1: woah you date timber?!

Guy 2: yeah she's amazing

Guy 1: your so lucky bro don't let her go

by Bigbooty110 September 23, 2015

Timber

When you lay in the 69 position with the person on top. You then grow a tree shit from your arse and shout timber and drop it in to said participant at the bottoms face

That poor girl last night she got the timber.

by Donzil March 27, 2020

Timber

1.BAY AREA TERM for Wen u take a women ta bed. u push her on tha bed(timber) then get ta stickin her. SEX

"its about ta go down, its its about ta go down (TIMBER)" Timber - Mistah F.A.B

by ChazY May 13, 2006

Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 05, 2013