Tim Tebow-ner

When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.

Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!

by mccoot27 December 15, 2008

Tim Tebow

The greatest thing to ever happen to Christianity in America.

Bible stores have probably doubled sales because of Tim Tebow.

by littletim January 11, 2012

tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.

Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.

by garrettm05 December 23, 2010

Tim Tebowner

Having a passionate love for Tim Tebow, or Jesus Christ but, mostly Tim Tebow.
A boner for Tim Tebow.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you like the Broncos?
Guy 2: Of course! I have the biggest Tim Tebowner.

by D Snack January 21, 2012

TIM TEBOW

ANOTHER WORD FOR HOMO,FAG,BITCH,PUSSY ASS MUTHAFUCKER!

WAS THAT TIM TEBOW CRYING ON NATIONAL TV?.....YES IT WAS!!

by tha muthafuckin king! December 30, 2011

Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

by Nick Pace February 23, 2010

Tim Tebow

A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.

I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!

by Adam RD October 20, 2006