Cubs Tickets

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Tickety-boo

Correct, okay

That is just tickety-boo.

by Dartistic June 16, 2018

ticket proof

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.

by warnhubb September 23, 2006

Tickelled

Viscously humping a man until his banjo string hangs by a thread. Usually accompanied by gushings of blood, embarrassment, and shame

Friend 1: 'Why are you limping?'
Friend 2: 'Alice Tickelled me again'

by Wasteyman865 January 23, 2015

Fun tickets

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.

Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)

by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004

The Plot Thickens

used when a situation is becoming more and more complicated and puzzling.

the plot thickens..

by AhmedBad3r July 23, 2018

ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.

The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.

by surfer girl May 6, 2005