thundercock

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.

"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore

thundercock by NDT November 23, 2007

Thundercock

when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier

PP: (woosh!!!!!)
me: "I have achieved the Thundercock"

Thundercock by happycaptain September 18, 2020

thundercock

a penis of extraordinary power and length, often revered by other men. It can shoot ammo from 50 kilometres away and is so large that the owner must detach it when it isn’t needed to be used

‘Holy shit, the enemy is closing in on our position, FIRE THE THUNDERCOCK

*proceeds to load thundercock with maximum delicacy*

thundercock by Romanian man March 2, 2023

chadwick thundercock 

An absolute chad with a humongous 'thundercock'.

God, Jason is such a chadwick thundercock!

chadwick thundercock by eaat'o[mger August 19, 2019

thundercock

A guy that is a douche but doesn't know it, while hitting on three girls or more girls all involved in the same cliche.

Just look at your local douches and your most likely to find a thundercock in that group.

thundercock by nails of a wolverine June 3, 2009

Thundercock

Someone with an enormous membrane. This membrane must be so big, that it causes problems to its partner.

Someone black has a thundercock, by stereotype.

Thundercock by sexytymeforlife March 12, 2009

Chad-thundercock

A guy from pornhub comments

Chad-thundercock is a chad who has a thundercock

Chad-thundercock by President_Jaymoney April 6, 2022