thumbs up

The final affirmation.

Somebody gave my definition a thumbs up. My life is complete.

by frazer June 21, 2004

Thumbs up if

what youtube has been reduced to, attention whores seeking attention by stating the title of the video and putting "thumbs up if" in front of it. Its pathetic, that they do this, but even more pathetic are the people that actually thumbs them up.

Begging for thumbs up is disgusting and pathetic, it shows that you dont have your own opinion and are only commenting to get attention

(on a jason kidd pass highlight video)
"thumbs up if that was a good pass"
(on an eminem music video)
"thumbs up if this is a good song"

me: "gtfo thumbs up whore"

by abcbob123 October 25, 2011

Thumps up

A misspelling of "Thumbs up" which is used all too often, mainly on websites which include comment ratings, such as Youtube.

"I wonder how many thumps up I can get!" - Not many until you learn how to fucking spell

by CalTheAwesome October 6, 2011

Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

Slip of the thumbs

When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.

Girl to married guy: "Hey, what are you up to?"
(Guy is getting ready to reply, when he's distracted for two seconds, during which time, the following message hits his phone."
Wife to her husband: "I made it to Dallas."
(Now husband, thinking he's replying to his girlfriend says)
Husband to his wife (slip of the thumbs): "Nothing, my wife is out of town if you want to sleep over tonight."
Wife to husband: "WTF!?!?!"

by Chaz Walker October 2, 2007

thumbsturbate

A masturbatory technique characterized by the use of a single thumb as the sole agent of action. Requiring high levels of mental focus and physical stamina, this ergonomically problematic style of masturbation is exceptionally inefficient, as the thumb provides little stimulation and success is dependent on the performer's ability to non-bodily induce ejaculation. It is also known to cause weather to change wildly, likely due to the disturbance of the laws of nature involved in the process. Citied as a major cause of global warming and climate change.

It has only been performed successfully once in recorded history, at high cost to both the user and the environment.

"hey did you thumbsturbate earlier, cause El goddamn Niño just wiped out Canada."

by littleretardcar October 17, 2009

yoked thumbs

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.

"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"

by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009