Thrutching

The final act whilst sat upon a toilet & having a dump, to squeeze the final bits of poo out.

I was sat on the john the other day for like, 10 minutes of pure thrutching, and nothing came out. I felt cheated

by Dan_the_01 June 2, 2011

thratchy scroat

sticky hot and chapped nut sack after a long walk or hike

I got a thratchy scroat after the long walk in the desert and had to use powder to sooth it.

by Chuckie Sue October 17, 2008

Trutchin'

a noun;

state of anticipation, the act of being so excited about an upcoming event or opportunity that you accidentally overcommit out of enthusiasm. Seeing something you really want and then messing it up out of your impatience, getting in over your head or losing your focus because you can already see a clear picture the desired result.

When playing volleyball and you see the perfect free ball coming over the net and you jump far too soon and miss, or hit it WAY too hard....you're trutchin'

trutchin' : starting to laugh uncontrollably before someone has finished their joke because you know how good its going to end.

by starchild90 September 27, 2012

Thruth

A noun meaning thorough examination of the truth based on carefully articulated factual statements. The user of this word basically just won the fight.

You can't stop the Thruth, Jake. You're gay.

by Beached raven October 15, 2018

thrunch

The act of punching something, whether it be another person or object, in the throat.

The boy would not stop clearing his throat during the speech, so Artemis proceeded to thrunch him until he ceased.

by Bartimaeus17 October 8, 2011

trutch

The street name for an inverted penis

Dude A: 'Dude, you know that girl last night?'
Dude B: 'Yah dude, she had really wide shoulders dude, nice ass doe'
Dude B: 'Dude, that chick wasn't a chick, it was a dude'
Dude A: 'Duude! Did you see it?'
Dude B: 'Nah dude, he had a trutch yo'

by kantdestroyer September 30, 2013

trutch

Trutch is a putridly infested vagina, cunt, hairy battleaxe wound, DNA dumpster, cum recepticle.

There's no way i'd go within 100 meters of her disgusting trutch

by Ricky69696969 December 14, 2008