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Thor's Hammer

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?
by Bored ALTs January 5, 2015
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Thor's Hammer

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.
"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009
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Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.
This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.
by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018
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Thor's Hammer

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.
Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.
by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005
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thor hammer

omg girl !! I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, and he has a fucking thor hammer!!!
by missthaangg June 30, 2019
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thors hammer

When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.
Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer
by jaque louve March 12, 2005
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Thors hammer

The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse
She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer
by obstar February 9, 2010
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