this is sparta

A statement that, when said, causes you to win a quarrel regardless of how irrational your reasoning is.
Me: "Ok, all bad people start out as babies, right? If our society adopted the idea of regularly eating babies, then there would be no bad people!"
Sarah: "Your fucking insa..(i interrupt)"
Me: "This is Sparta!"
Sarah: "Damn it..."
by Dylan B. May 27, 2007
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THIS IS SPARTA!

Guy 1:"This meme sucks"
Guy 2:"meme?
THIS IS SPARTA!"
by Ankh March 03, 2007
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Sparta

Sparta is a city in southern Greece. In antiquity it was a Dorian Greek military state, originally centered in Laconia. As a city-state devoted to military training, Sparta possessed the most formidable army in the Greek world, and after achieving notable victories over the Athenian and Persian Empires, regarded itself as the natural protector of Greece.Laconia or Lacedaemon,was the name of the wider city-state centered at the city of Sparta, though the name "Sparta" is now used for both. The Kings of Sparta were believed to be the direct descendants of Heracles.

The city of Sparta lies at the southern end of the central Laconian plain, on the right bank of the river Evrotas. The site was strategically located; guarded from three sides by mountains and controlling the routes by which invading armies could penetrate Laconia and the southern Peloponnesus via the Langhda Pass over Mt Taygetus. At the same time, its distance from the sea—Sparta is 27 miles from its seaport, Gythium—made it difficult to blockade.
It's a place in ancient Greece called Sparta
by AnonymousSpeaker May 07, 2007
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Sparta

1. Ancient Greek City-State
2. To kick someone in the chest and have them fall over.
I was walking up the stairs to go to my class, and Jim Sparta'd me when I got to the top.
by Jessie Savi November 18, 2007
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To Sparta- To kick someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.
Sparterd- Being kicked in the chest whilst being shouted at.
Spartaring- (spart-er-ing) to be in the act of kicking someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.
Conor- Shut up or i will Sparta you!

Matt- Dude you got Sparterd.

Sam- Look he's spartaring that guy!
by 9R1F November 29, 2007
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THIS IS SPARTA!

the single greatest battle cry in existance. Every time it is heard it brings an un-conditional tear to one's eye. It was spoken by leonidas prior to kicking a messanger in the chest in order to send him sprawling into a well.
1-"This is madness..."
2-"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"
2-*proceed to kick into huge and conveniently placed well*
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Sparta

1. An ancient city. Spartans were well known for their brutal fighting. It was the dominant military power of Greece until 371 BC, after their defeat in the "Battle of Leuctra."

2. An internet meme originating from the movie "300." It is simply a scene where King Leonidas kicks a Persian messenger in the chest, falling down a giant hole.
1. I have to do a report on Sparta.

2. This! Is! SPARTA!
by brayofden February 06, 2010
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