thicker than hair on a dog's back 

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

thicker than hair on a dog's back by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

“Thick with two C’s” 

When a woman is powerful, self-assured, and all sorts of alluring.

Rosie the Riveter vibes on that “Thick with two C’s” energy.

“Thick with two C’s” by Swizzy Swag March 29, 2022

Thick as a donkey's cock 

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.

There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock

Thick as a donkey's cock by Sean's X Type Cat July 8, 2012

Let’s hop on thick legends 

A term that means you and someone else watch porno videos involving thicc thighs or thicc boobs it doesn’t matter

Jimmy: yo bro let’s hop on thick legends
Nicholas: Yeah bro just make sure your mom isn’t home

Let’s hop on thick legends by Yourmommyfattest November 11, 2021

Thick slim 

Skinny girls with high metabolisms. Can eat 10 meals in an hour, and only a bit of fat will show but only in the stomach.

Looks: pregnant legend

Is Sophia pregnant?

Nah she’s just one of them thick slims.

Thick slim by ethnicfatty May 28, 2018

thick-skinned 

not easily bothered by things; not really all that emotional or sensitive

Skyler was very sensitive.. so she wasn't thick-skinned

thick-skinned by kaaaaylie! January 23, 2009

Thick Salad 

Someone who thinks they're a skinny legend, but aren't actually.

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

Thick Salad by Whiskerando August 13, 2018