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Theif

you're messing with the wrong person to be stealing from me
Theif
by CynK April 6, 2024
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theif rolls

Fat rolls so deep you can shoplift with them bitches.
I used my theif rolls to get me an xbox.
by the big mason May 25, 2009
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theif in law

A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries
Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law
by quakiscool January 13, 2021
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commander in theif

George Bush, after his douchetard brother Jeb manipulated the Florida ballot count in Dubya's favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions American citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our fucking votes actually count for something more than a poor man's ass rag. For more information on the Florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for documentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the Republicans and fucking chimp-like bloodline of the Bushes.
"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
by freedomplease November 18, 2003
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Honey theif

"Honey theif" is a name to someone you give when they have taken the sweetness out of your day.
Man 1: I'm having a fantastic day today, I think I might just sit back and relax, listen to some good old radio and drink some fosters.

Man 2: Thats cos you just got canned from your job, too poor to afford a T.V and too poor to buy some real alcohol to wash your worries away.

Man 1: You're such a fuckin' HONEY THEIF
by Awesome Amigo June 14, 2010
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commander and theif

by Aeris November 17, 2003
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Chocolate theif

A term adopted in a strip from the cool comic strip known as Penny-Arcade, Chocolate theif is said to be a synonym of the words queer and homo.
Eddie is the biggest Chocolate Theif I know.
by Hylian Hero December 31, 2004
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