Taking the back door

anal

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."

by Kevie October 13, 2003

taking the option

When you have an obligation to be somewhere, but decide you would rather not and go do something else instead, like go hang out with friends or go home and sleep. This alternate action is almost certainly frowned upon by the coach/authority figure and by those who are truly committed to the activity.

"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"

"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."

by Sliver92 January 10, 2010

taking the browns to the super bowl

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

by KRHimself July 24, 2004

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

Taking The Bait

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place

Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.

by Limess September 29, 2018

taking the piss

Making fun of something or someone

Hey, Jim, you're fat.
No, I'm not!
Naw, you're not really fat; I was just taking the piss.

by mapleLeaf October 21, 2003