The Weeknd

The Weeknd is just Michael Jackson but with high testosterone

If there is anyone who gets me harder than your mom, it’s The Weeknd!!

by your mum’s fav December 13, 2021

The Weeknd

One of the sexiest, talented, cutest artist in the whole world, he got a voice so deep and beautiful he can make u cum just when you hear him, anyways stream Dawn Fm 😚

The Weeknd is a goat

by Chesley Mkd June 26, 2022

The Weeknd

a 31 year old man who is awesome and cool

Melanie:who is The Weeknd?

Vanessa:he is a cool man

by daisyxotwod November 22, 2021

The Weeknd

Abel Tesfaye - he is an artist. He will make you want him by telling you he will rescue you, but won't love you. He will get you high, imagine you are someone else while fucking you. He is your worst enemy, and will pass you around his crew and will make you like it. He will leave you like a bird and admit he is so wrong, but won't apologize. He is the most wanted man alive!

Listening to The Weeknd while having sex, is like not wearing a condom. You're just asking for a baby!

by dredae October 05, 2013

the weeknd

A new type of R&B artist. Drake's protege. Makes fucking awesome music. Earsexes you constantly.

Man, have you heard House of Balloons or Thursday? The Weeknd just won't stop.

by peazncheez August 23, 2011

The Weeknd

A Canadian singer who is said to be blinded by the lights, he feels it coming and he is an starboy. Apparently he only calls you when it's half past. His singing skills are even brighter than the dawn.

You are even nicer than The Weeknd today.

by TheRealDark November 21, 2021

weeknd

A singer that makes you want to jump out of your skin and crawl back in with a dildo.

Bash doesn't the weeknd make you so happy?

by Sweet and salty July 29, 2015