A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a
time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living within a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old
guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full
deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which
goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.
"Oh snap, our
mailbox just exploded from the 10
Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to
know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"