The Tube 

A new music network dedicated to showing music videos and only music videos. There are a few commercial breaks every once in a while for the network's sponsors (About 1 commercial every hour). The best thing to happen to music/mankind ever since MTV became a channel for teen thugs and emo bitches.

The Tube kicks MTV's ass all day long. All. Day. Long.

The Tube by fan_of_real_music November 11, 2008

The Tube 

When someone is so stupid they cannot eat on their own and thus must be fed with the tube.

Derived from a 3am discussion that was about how Russian babies thought to be autistic are given a feeding tube and left on their own.
Adj. Retard, Autist, NPC, Lib Cuck

That bitch is so dumb, give her the tube.

Ricky just said socialism would work, give him the tube.

The Tube by Player Character October 26, 2018

The Tube 

A Nickname Made By Ivan Easter For YouTube

Bro hop on the tube Mr Beast is live

The Tube by Kingvantheman January 27, 2024

The Tube Sox 

A fantasy baseball name, exclusively used by homosexuals. The tube is a thinly veiled reference to a penis, since fantasy baseball owners who call their team the Tube Sox generally see penises everywhere. Tube Sox generally come from Seattle, which is no surprise. It's the gayest city. Often times, the Tube Sox finish anywhere from 4th to 5th place, with the sometimes surprising creep into third place (though only for brief periods.)

"Dude, the Tube Sox are in second-place right now."

"They're so gay."

The Tube Sox by Won Hit Oneders April 13, 2010

movement in the tube 

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.

Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."

movement in the tube by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 3, 2018

In the tube

Phrase meaning - Fully reachable through on-line chat, email, and phone. Typically used in an collaborative work setting to denote that you will be out of office, but easily reachable. Originating in the southeast, it may be a derivation stemming from the old office mail suction tubes - "able to be reached through the tubes".

I'm working from home today "in the tube".

In the tube by Bundas April 30, 2013

Juggling The Tube Steak 

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time

The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night

Juggling The Tube Steak by SilencedVoices May 20, 2018