The Landy Technique

When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens;

1. The girl goes home in a huff.

2. Crazy action takes place.

It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.

Girl: How come you are Naked?
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.

by Yoshimitsu is god January 20, 2010

The Wingman Technique

The Wingman Technique usually involves (and is best preformed with only one) friend accompanying another to a club or other social setting. If one friend finds a hot girl who is accompanied by an ugly friend (i.e. grenade), it is the sworn job and duty of the accompanying friend (the wingman) to occupy the ugly girl so his friend can get action with the hot girl. The revered duty and purpose of a wingman is to streamline the night for his friend as much as possible, tackling any obstacles and cockblocks.

The Wingman Technique wingman wingy

by frosty22452 November 7, 2010

The Robot Technique

Using one's index and middle fingers in unison to pleasure a female; back and forth in a robotic penetrative action.

"I can't believe Leon used the robot technique on that girl!"

by therobocock August 10, 2020

The Yin Technique

A old chinese martial arts move that rips your heart out. This is the name of the acual move and should be attempted by ammatures. To preforn the Yin Technique your punch has to be at 1067 pounds of force per square inch to break the chest barrier for video of how it performed http://www.spike.com/video/whats-deadliest/3045385

Dood i want to learn the Yin Technique

by nocoke4uonlyme January 7, 2009

The Glock Technique

Where you finger a girl like your fake shooting her ( like how the gun moves everytime a bullet is shot)

yo bro use the glock technique 100% recommended

by loldont@me February 3, 2020

The Hesslar Technique

Also known as The Executioner, The Hesslar Technique is used when there is a low amount of marijuana left for a pot smoking hobbyist. The pothead uses a large or small plastic bag and enhales the small amount of marijuana from either a pipe or roach then swiftly puts the bag over his/her head and removes most of the oxygen. when he/she exhales the smoke it remains in the bag allowing the smoker to enhale the smoke once more. the smoker can repeat this step as many times as they can before they cannot breath, this is when the bag should be removed.

Man, im almost out of weed. I should use The Hesslar Technique if I want to get high.

by Bzra Tryla-G November 23, 2005

The Switzerland Technique

to survive a conflict unharmed by simply not getting involved

Joel used the Switzerland technique to win the round

by hypercharge67 February 26, 2015