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The Silent Ass Gas Stare

When you silently pass gas and look over to the person next to you as if they did it
person 1~ OH MY GOD WHO STUNK UP THAT EVELAVATOR WE WHERE IN??

person 2~ I have no idea but it couldnt of been that one guy he was giving the silent ass gas stare
by Cookiemonster0003 October 7, 2009
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The Silent War

The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.
Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!
by The G.R.I.P. Master November 15, 2021
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The Silent Treatment

When you're sleeping over at a friends house, traveling, or spending time away from home and, because you wake up before everyone else and can't fall back asleep, you proceed to find a bathroom and masturbate in complete silence as not to wake the other people.
Dude, I regret to inform you that whilst you and everyone else were still sleeping, I gave myself the silent treatment in the bathroom.

Yeah so we went back to her house and she ended up passing out. So, the silent treatment was my only option.
by sorry, bro...but thanks January 6, 2011
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the silent mantis

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.
the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.
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The Silent Flex

Anytime you (or someone else) is trying to look casual but are secretly flexing in a picture or pose to make your muscles (usually arms) look bigger. This includes but not limited to, a hidden clinched fist to make your biceps look bigger, and also having your arms pressed against your body to make them look bigger.
Look at that guy, who is he trying to kid. His arms are not that big. He's just doing THE SILENT FLEX.
by ColeManND87 January 16, 2015
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the silent howdy

When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy
Me and Jack have the silent Howdy to Jessica
by Ghostboxbeat October 6, 2020
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Play the silent flute

Performing fellatio
My father used to play the silent flute on stage
by MimeLover July 29, 2017
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