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Subliminal Affirmation of The Art of War.

Translated in a religious way, like attack to repent, and defend to forgive.
by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021
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A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that was a true badass in the anime, but was turned into a true dumbass in the TCG/OCG
Me seeing The Seal of Orichalcos on anime: Hey that was dangerous
Me searching the same on TCG: what the freak is this "once per duel" card!?
by 0000abcd November 17, 2025
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Breaking the Seal

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Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
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break the seal

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The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
by matkillah November 20, 2002
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broke the seal

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having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.
Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008
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What the seal

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What the seal is an english expression used in french.
A ''Seal'' in french is called a ''Phoque'' and the pronunciation
is the same as the word ''Fuck''...

We also use What the Morse, What the Otarie, and all the different mammal that looks like a seal...
Guy1: What the Seal is that?!

Guy2: The hat? OHHHH its the placenta i grew up in!
Guy1: WHAT THE SEAL EXPOSED IN 100000000000
by SEALER26 April 9, 2010
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crack the seal

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to open a new pint of lean
damn bruh, i just copped a cruiser im bout to crack the seal
by 713boomin September 22, 2015
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