russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

The Jack Russell

The act of vigorously shoving your dick into someone's bum,

"I'd give her The Jack Russell, lad"
or
"I'd be up the back of her like The Jack Russell"
or
"I heard John give Amie The Jack Russell, last Friday"

by ZPL400 January 23, 2015

Russell The Muscle

Nickname for major league baseball player Russell Branyan.

Russell the Muscle has 3 of the 5 longest home runs in Miller Park history

by Bob Smith Jones Johnson Newman March 27, 2009

The Dill Russell Special

The act of pursuing a graft even after multiple pies. When a girl says no to going home with someone more than once at the start of the night, but ends up shagging the same bloke when the club closes.

Person 1: can’t believe are mate got pied so much tonight.
Person 2: nahhh he pulled off the Dill Russell special. Probably balls deep right now.

by Uppatics February 24, 2020

The Deaf Russell

When your cumming in your gay lovers ass and moaning like a deaf girl getting fucked in the ass for the first time.

When I cum in my apprentice ass it was like The Deaf Russell.

by Yetiarms April 22, 2022

Russell "The Love" muscle

Russell is a tranny who loves taking showers with black dudes and " His brother" Hint his name rhymes with Bryan. Likes Vitamin d milk even though he's Black Toes intolerant, and says really gay shit like " we're here, we're queer". Has a allergies to pork products, Duck sausage is a weakness for Russells cock holster but he makes do, thicker the better.

Russell "The Love" Muscle
Breh 1: Man Russell the love muscle did a really good job in his 1st gay porno.
Breh 2: Oh yeah how so
Breh 1: Oh man he took that black dudes 12" meat like a champ, Didn't even bat an eye.

by BrumDumb419 July 10, 2023

The Jack Russell

The act of vigorously shoving your dick into someone's bum,

"I'd give her The Jack Russell, lad"
or
"I'd be up the back of her like The Jack Russell"
or
"I heard John give Amie The Jack Russell, last Friday"

by ZPL400 January 23, 2015