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Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer 

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.
Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.
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The Dirty Rudolph

That act of licking a girl's asshole (missionary) while she is menstruating.
The Dirty Rudolph

"She told me she couldn't have sex because she was on her rag, but I still went down on her Dirty Rudolph style..."

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Person: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is so overrated. He only saved Christmas once and he's still the most famous reindeer

rudolph the red nosed reindeer

when a guy goes down on a girl while she's on her period, and a lil blood gets on his nose, hence "rudolph the red nosed reindeer." Also known as giving someone a rudolph.
"WTF ho?!" "Sorry baby I didn't mean to give make you rudolph the red nosed reindeer!"

"She didn't tell me she was on her period, she gave me a fucking rudolph!"

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer 

when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer 

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.
He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!

rudolph the red boned reindeer 

the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.
i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind