Having the painters in

Slang word for period/ that time of month.

My christmas sucked, I had the painters in.

by anagram November 28, 2004

the painters are in

The girl is having her period

Sorry we can't have sex now, the painters are in

by Graham A1 July 19, 2006

The Printer Dance

The boogie your printer projects while printing your documents. This "dance" or "shake" is often achieved to its utmost potential when your printer is on Microsoft Word's Fast Draft print setting. Also, a play on Men Without Hats best-selling single "The Safety Dance".

"Yo Gerard, I totally caught my printer doing the printer dance today when I was printing my 26 page research paper. It kinda looked like your mom last night at the club! lolz."

by Trapper Schoepp April 4, 2009

to have the painters in

Please see painters

God Laura was such a cranky bitch today - she must have the painters in!

by c0za April 26, 2005

having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.

Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.

by the cam September 21, 2005

the printer

the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.

Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

Having the Poynter's in

A corruption of 'Having the painter's in', which means when a girl is on her period, this is instead when a girl is related to you.

It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.

'Did you give her ten of the queen's finest last night?'
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'

'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'

'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted

Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.

by Jdinsdale2009 May 16, 2009