(noun) a person who plays the piano; a person who has survived years of torment with little or no resistance because the will to fight back has been beaten out of them by years of brain-washing
No, you can't stop taking piano lessons! Because I said so, and one day you'll be a great pianist and thank me. Now go practice! You'd best have that piece memorized before you get off that bench!
by mcbane April 24, 2007
A word that if you say three times fast, it sounds like you've got an obession with the male genitalia.
by Ass_Spelunker December 28, 2005
Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
by scodder July 3, 2010
by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008
When you play the piano for so long that when you get up to move around your spine cracks in various places.
"Ugh, after that performance my back so cramped up!"
"Lol you got pianist spine. Youre gonna be crackin for days."
"Lol you got pianist spine. Youre gonna be crackin for days."
by greatestperson_itw August 7, 2012
by El Conquistador June 30, 2017
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
by drones November 2, 2014