The Passion of the Christ 

A movie about a guy who doesn't and never did exist getting beat by jews for about 2 and a half hours and forced to carry a wooden cross that he would soon be nailed to and die on it. Was a cool movie except they should have had someone like Adam Sandler beating this fuck or atleast Tom Green. Would have made the movie about 10 million more dollars.

Weird Fucker: Did you see the passion of the christ? I loved it!
Ralph: Yes i saw it, i was getting head in the theatre while it was playing
Weird Fucker: OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE
Ralph: ... **!BANG!** See you there

The Passion of the Christ by Mark O. S. September 28, 2005

the passion of the Christ 

A movie directed by Mel Gibson depicting the last 12 hours of Jesus's life.

Before you become an ignorant asshole and bitch about how anti-semetic it is (which it is not!), why don't you see the movie?

the passion of the Christ by Pissed Off Person April 25, 2004

the passion of the christ 

good movie. im not gonna say it made me a jesus freak afterwards, or that it was horrible because christians are stupid...because there not, they just believe different things. im actually glad someone decided to make a movie showing what actually happened, since the bible didnt really go into enough detail to show what it was actually like. oh, and for the guy who wrote the 9th definition...jesus is real...hes in history boks, and hes accounted for in every religion...even athiests believe he was real...are you like...stupid? anyways, the point is it was the depiction of a man who was tortured for what he believed, and while i dont agree with the religion, i thought the movie, wile gory, was beautiful.

athiest (the stupid kind, not the nice ones): "that movie was horrible because im one of those prick athiests that think that im smart because i dont believe in anything, when actually i do believe that there is no god...thus meaning that when i say your an idiot for believing in something...im an idiot too"

super christian (southern babtist usually): "the passion of the christ was amazing!!!!! everyone who isnt instantly converted to my religion from whatching it is a satanist and will burrrrrnnnnn!"

sensable person: "nice movie...it didnt really move me twards this or that, and didnt draw me away..but nice movie

the passion of the christ by freakincody7 May 17, 2008

I hate you with the passion of the Christ!

A hate as great of that equal to all the Christian Blind people and their take on Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ movie. Ultimate Hate beyond any basic understanding.

Mick walks into work to find Desiray is sitting at the computer hogging the internet at work.
Desiray smirks and does not share although, her being a she-whale, has been on the internet all morning, continues to hog the internet and not relent it to Mick.
Mick yells "I hate you with the passion of the Christ!"

I hate you with the passion of the Christ! by Hardcore_Harry December 23, 2008

a passion of the Christ 

Intensely.

I hate this class with a passion of the Christ.

a passion of the Christ by CodyOdi September 21, 2009

Passion of the Christ 

Passion of the Christ
(alternate usage, not the Movie)

Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.

Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.

"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"

"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"

Passion of the Christ by johnBOX February 11, 2006

the passion of christ 

A rather lengthy snuff film.

The passion of the Christ was a kinky boy's delight!

the passion of christ by VKX April 28, 2005