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Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
by Harry Niss October 24, 2011
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Fork in the garbage disposal

A sex position where the guy sticks his "fork" in the ladies "garbage disposal" and gyrates whilst making the most confusing and profound noises available.
Man A "Man, Mary and me totally tried sticking my fork in the garbage disposal"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"
by Don KiPunch February 2, 2010
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Otto the garbage man

noun (origin - circa 1993, Los Angeles) a racial insult directed toward Jews, as evidenced by the dialogue below from Pulp Fiction, a cult classic.
"Now Jimmie, don't do nothin' stupid like puttin' that out in front of your house for Otto the garbage man to take away."

-Jules
by Klizack March 31, 2006
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dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.
by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022
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I'll be in the garage.

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.
Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.
by Jackson davidson October 9, 2017
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The Garage Crew

A bad ass virtual place where only the groovy can be. This is the greatest place for fuckery on the interwebs. Gotta love closed groups of the facebooks. No butthurt snowflakes, or ninnies allowed. No reporting. No trolling. Be groovy or leave. We get down with the get down up in here. We got jokes. Memes for millenia. Bad assery abounds.
Dude, my news feed's so lame. I don't know how I ever had fun on Facebook before The Garage Crew.
by Mizilla May 28, 2019
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I'll be in the garage

Slang for planning to commit suicide
by DoYouFeelIt December 25, 2019
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