The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.

I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!

by Crotch Club December 30, 2007

gandalf the black

That old crackhead who roams the hood freely with nothing but a pair of baggy Levi’s and a slight swagger in his step.

You can find him spewing mystical gibberish to himself in the local park. If you can decipher his strange grunts and noises, then you know your quest has only just begun.

There’s a Gandalf the white, and Gandalf the grey.

But have you met Gandalf the black ?

by JackisOG July 17, 2021

Gandalf the Gay

A fucking retarded wizard from lotr. He is so very horny for Saruman the Many Colored. Play on words.

You're a fucking Gandalf the Gay.

by Popposs December 28, 2011

Gandalf the Grey

And Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Azure Meanie and Cowbuy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

Gandalf the grey

by Gvprtski March 25, 2024

The Gandolf

When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.

I want to give you the gandolf tonight.

by Fehtal March 15, 2021

The Gandolf

Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.

The Gandolf the Great shoved his bitchin staff up Jake L's asshole so hard that his asshole started to bleed and it got loose.

by Grant and Mitchell nasty August 3, 2007

Gandolf the Grey

While getting a blow job from a girl you smoke a blunt. Make the girl take a hit of the weed suck your dick, she then exhales a smoke ring around you dick, and while she is doing that you cum on her chin.

I was smoking a blunt while getting dome earlier and i gave that bitch a Gandolf the Grey.

Yo lets pay a hooker ten buck for a Gandolf the Grey.

by KindaSuperJoe April 29, 2009