Dirty Santa

Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.

He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.

by Pamber December 9, 2012

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 22, 2003

dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 14, 2013

dirty santa claus

The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)

Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"

by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015

Dirty Santa

The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.

Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?

Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.

.....

Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.

Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).

Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.

by Royal_Rake December 8, 2017

dirty santa

you have it wrong, it's when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. The trick is when someone is sleeping

Bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping

by DA OLE DITY July 27, 2005

Dirty Santa Maria

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums

Last Christmas I got a dirty Santa Maria and i loved it so much and it was smooth and creamy

by Kelvin. D October 1, 2021