The ugly Best Friend

Damn she called you that don’t worry she just called me that

Ya that kid Tommy is The ugly Best Friend.

by This is the sad side November 2, 2020

The Four Best Friend's

The four best friends anybody could ever have. This includes Jenn, who CAN keep her legs closed, Mike, who is chill as fuck and blazes fat, Jake, who has a hobo beard & gets fuuuucked up, and finally, Amanda, who laughs like baby seals and is vicious. We occasionally like to chill on Mill, but I guess that got old. We piss in Filly B parking lots, we strictly speak nothing but GANGSTA talk. I suggest you don't fuck with us, becuz we be STRAPPED NIGGA.

Shit dude, did you see The Four Best Friend's? They were walking down the street, we shouldn't fuck with them...

by giantpandapussssy October 25, 2010

The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.

The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .

by Patpatcat :3 January 5, 2017

The Gay Best Friend

Samuel

The Gay Best Friend I have is named Samuel.

by xoxo icecube October 18, 2021

shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003

The Best Kind of Friend

You two are so damn close you're almost dating... but not quite.

You spend all the time you can together and enjoy every second of it

People actually become concerned with the amount if time you spend together and how close you are

Wow Kayden and Victor are clearly the best kind of friend

by Oui Oui Baguettes Times Three January 22, 2020

Best friend in the world

The person who you trust your life with and you will never stop loveing because their amazing they also sometimes steal your food

Hey you see Ryan well that’s the best friend in the world to Ethan

by Sword flash March 17, 2018