The Back Nine

A golf course that takes forever to complete.

I hate the back nine. 2.0 cogs galore, mazes that make no sense, and lots of bugs.

by anonymousclucker July 30, 2018

Playing The back nine

The act of engaging, after a solid regimen of vaginal sex, in the act of anal sex; also known as sodomy. One can also hop onto the back nine right away if possible. This phrase is a simile derived from the game of golf when one plays the last nine holes on an 18 hole golf course.

Me and my girlfriend were having great sex last night when all of a sudden we tried to switch it up and ended up "playing the back nine" wink* wink*.

by TigersWood April 24, 2011

Play the back nine

Anal sex with a woman.

Hey Suzy, put down that fucking iphone and bend over so I can play the back nine.

Who cares if you're on the rag? I'll just play the back nine.

by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

Back Nine

Putting 9 golf balls in the anus

Went out the other day and played the Back Nine because I didn't have time for the full course

by Bundoo September 11, 2016

LUNCHY BACK NINE

Fat, Thick or Full Butt, Backside or Arsze, most often female. I originally heard this saying from a young male work colleague ('Milky') (Police Officer) when he was describing the physical appearance of a female.

When referring to a female's butt. "She has a Lunchy Back Nine" means it is a bit full and thick like the thickness of grass on the back nine holes of a golf course.

by Datamaxx June 8, 2009

Play the back nine.

Fuck a slut ass cunt whore in her ass.

After I busted in her stank ass pussy, I said bitch turn over, then I played the back nine.

by Griz April 18, 2004

Back Nine Spliff (BNS)

Back Nine Spliff, aka “BNS” is a spliff on the back nine during a round of golf.

Yo Justin, I played like shit on the front 9. Spark up the Back Nine Spliff (BNS).

by Brooklyn Benny May 2, 2025