The Wedge

1. a person whose presence reminds one of a wedgie
2. a person who invokes extreme discomfort and cannot be disposed of gracefully

"Damn! The Wedge is here!"
"Run before it's too late!"

The Wedge by Erik and Brian January 22, 2004

The Wedge

A relatively uncommon haircut similar in practice to the 'faux hawk'. Hair is brushed inwards to reach a peak in the middle, however this peak is substantially longer and more extreme than the faux hawk. The wedge is a familiar haircut on the extreme scene, and has a small cult following.

Check out the Wedge, that guy must have been growing his hair for months.

Alex has been growing his hair for months, as he believes The wedge is the most manly haircut.

The Wedge by Roberto12 December 13, 2008

Off the Wedge 

1) To be "Off the Wedge" - Amazing, awesome, really great

2) To go "Off the Wedge" - Fail, go haywire, mess up

1) That movie was off the wedge!

2) Damn it! The controller went off the wedge!

Off the Wedge by A Completely Off the Wedge Guy January 31, 2010

One for the wedge 

Something incredibly easy or simple. Originates from the board game Trivial Pursuit: 25th Anniversary Edition, when a player can get lucky enough to be only space away from earning a scoring wedge, and rolls a one on the die. This allows them to answer the easiest question on the card to earn the scoring wedge.

Did you take that math test today?

Yeah, it was a one for the wedge.

One for the wedge by TheMan232 October 4, 2009

Thin edge of the wedge

Having bad luck; receiving bad news.

Marsha: I just found out my hamster got tetanus when he scratched himself on a rock!

Georgette: That's the thin edge of the wedge, man.

Thin edge of the wedge by annanonymous June 14, 2009

the very wedge 

signifies an event of great significance. for example answering a trivial pursuit question 'for the very wedge'!

for the VERY wedge, SIR!! ...for the very very wedge!!!

the very wedge by nealofander March 18, 2009

The Wednesday Frog

A meme frog that tells people if it's Wednesday. It likes to say "It is/ It is not Wednesday, my dudes.
People often make it into memes for holidays. There are 2 websites belonging to the Wednesday frog, but one is a ripoff. To find out which one is real, check on a non- Wednesday. The one with a small Wednesday frog is fake, but if it has a big one, it's real.

Ugh, this The Wednesday Frog meme keeps popping up all over the Internet!

The Wednesday Frog by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019