in your high school years of this esteemed organization, funded by PTO freaks and lowkey wino soccer moms, you'll embark on a wonderful journey of hallway hookups, big stall seshes, the crushing reality of your personal mortality, and self discovery. widely known as "THE PHARMACY", someone you know will OD within the first week of school and post about it afterward with the jarring caption of "just another silly day"... you'll likely develop an eating disorder as if you weren't already barely choking down your shitty cafeteria lunch after looking at that hollow red arrow next to your crush's name after he begged you to "make his night ;)". you'll be balls deep in assignments WHILE being reminded to "get outside and enjoy that weather!".. they're so sweet to think of you <3 now the genre of teachers that inhabit this prison range from 'Super Sick Nasty Chill Dad/Mom Would Name Ur Kid After' to 'WILL Rip Up, Eat, and Shit Out Your Dumb Fragile Teenage Emotions"... there is no in between... tread lightly. **WARNING** the current principle of this school has the eyes of a cold dead fish and will 100% stop u in the middle of a busy hallway to make u cover ur shoulders.** it'll be a dream!...as long as you disassociate the entire time :)
anyway don't go here... stay safe... homeschool or go off the grid instead <3
anyway don't go here... stay safe... homeschool or go off the grid instead <3
"great valley school district (3) is the root of irreversible trauma...but that one social studies teacher was so fine." (@ great valley middle school <3)
by boombastia September 7, 2023
elementary school years: hotdogs blue and bouncy... do with that what u will.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
"i went to great valley school district (2) and had to sell my entire large intestine to the mafia after i graduated.a'
by boombastia September 7, 2023
Valley High School is a three-year public high school in West Des Moines, Iowa, United States. The school hosts grades 10–12. It is run by the West Des Moines Community Schools. Freshmen attend a separate school, Valley Southwoods.
As of the 2014–15 school year, the school had an enrollment of 1,996 students and 109.70 classroom teachers, for a student–teacher ratio of 18.2:1. There were 378 students (18.9% of enrollment) eligible for free lunch and 84 (4.2% of students) eligible for reduced-cost lunch.
NOW enough with the bullshit. Valley is top rivals with Dowling Catholic High School in sports. Dowling beats their ass in football every year. Unfortunately for Valley, Dowling creates the better cheers during sports such as--
"Destroy the V with the Big D!"
As of the 2014–15 school year, the school had an enrollment of 1,996 students and 109.70 classroom teachers, for a student–teacher ratio of 18.2:1. There were 378 students (18.9% of enrollment) eligible for free lunch and 84 (4.2% of students) eligible for reduced-cost lunch.
NOW enough with the bullshit. Valley is top rivals with Dowling Catholic High School in sports. Dowling beats their ass in football every year. Unfortunately for Valley, Dowling creates the better cheers during sports such as--
"Destroy the V with the Big D!"
"I go to the pussy school of Valley High School....I wish I had monster dongs like them Dowling kids."
by Nuggget101 April 4, 2019
A public school located in the North Valley of Albuqueruqe, New Mexico. Even though it is one of the only public schools in the city with an english name, the hispanic student population is the largest of APS schools. Contrary to general belief, Valley isn't as ghetto as many people in the Albuquerque area think. Yeah there are douchebags, sluts, the occasional wannabe gangsters but it's really just a typical high school, even though the administration might be the worst in the city. The Valley students have huge school spirit, even though the football team kinda sucks and most students don't know what they want to do after graduation, other than go to CNM. Partying and smoking weed are common activities a lot of students partake in. Fitting in is not hard at all. Most people there are friendly towards each other.
Jim: "Hey Tim, what school do you go to?"
Tim: "I go to Valley High School."
Jim: "Oh, that sucks man."
Tim: "Why do you say that?"
Jim: "I dunno....just cuz."
Tim: "I go to Valley High School."
Jim: "Oh, that sucks man."
Tim: "Why do you say that?"
Jim: "I dunno....just cuz."
by Ilovebread2 March 15, 2011
by Thspongebob October 28, 2007
An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.
“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School
“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid
“Silky babbyyyyyy”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School
“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid
“Silky babbyyyyyy”
by DubV 69 December 1, 2018
A place in a malvern where about 0.1% of the teacher are actually tolerable. At this school, you'll find childish sixth graders, horny seventh graders and asshole eighth graders. As you move up the ranks at this public school, you'll want to kill your self more and more. You're either popular and an asshole, middle class and normal, or in the nerd herd where they're all fucking weirdos. But damn Mr. Wise is fine.
I went to Great Valley Middle School and in sixth grade someone stole my lollipop, in seventh grade I got my ass slapped and in eighth grade I got beat up in the bathroom.
by Minith4life123 February 18, 2017