twisting the rope 

A : masturbateing,jerking-off,B: slacking off from a job,shirking duty

dude#1: Where's bill? dude#2: he's out in the back "twisting the rope!". (2)dude#1:When you 2 assholes are done "twisting your rope" how about getting back to work!3 Looks like someone was "twisting the rope"
when he did this job

twisting the rope by mikel t September 18, 2006

Twisting the Jolly 

Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.

"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"

"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"

Twisting the Jolly by BluntLord420 July 27, 2016

Twisting the Pelican 

A cliche which by definition has no meaning. Twisting the pelican is the Schrödinger's cat of cliches.

I would give an example of twisting the pelican; however, it doesn't exist.

Twisting the Pelican by Lastcoolnameleft April 4, 2009

Twistin the Bread 

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

Twistin the Bread by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012

the anti twisted doctor republic 

epic swag motherfuckers who bully twisted doctor fans for le lols

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Anti Twisted Doctor Republic?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: " Me neither."

the anti twisted doctor republic by Anti Twisted Doctor Commitee June 28, 2021

THE AMAZON TWISTER 

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it

Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down

THE AMAZON TWISTER by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

The Alabama Twister 

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

The Alabama Twister by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023