The Truth

The saxophonist for the band Skilless Villains. This man makes the ladies panties drop with one blow on the sax, nuff said.. If you never heard him play, then you've never heard The Truth..

That saxophone player last night was The Truth!

by TA024 May 18, 2010

The Truth

Slang for a very large penis.

Girlfriend: I want to have sex with you!

Boyfriend: I don't think you can handle The Truth.

Girlfriend: yes I can!

Boyfriend: Are you sure? The Truth hurts but it can set you free. ;)

by PurpleNurple12345678910 December 14, 2011

The truth

Is that jakub is actually really cute and an awesome guy, he just can’t see it yet.

Person 1: Wow, did you hear the truth?

Person 2: of course I did, jakub is totally awesome.

by Gracker August 27, 2020

The truth

Fortnite is gay

I know the truth

by Yo_friendlyneighbourhoodcowboy December 6, 2018

the truth

Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.

Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!

Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?

Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!

Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!

by Girl Who Loves Microsoft October 18, 2008

The Truth

The name of your dick because bitches can't handle it.

Mmmmm yeah, guess what
What sexy<33?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH BECAUSE YOURE A BITCH
mmm AHAAHAHAHAHH ouch that hurts stop stop uh uh uh

by VS1001001 September 30, 2016

The Truth

A bitch.

The truth is a bitch.

by Why are all of the names taken March 15, 2009