Swift one off the wrist

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

swift, the discord user

Swift is a person who has a silly name and says silly things,
they're also named Monke man.

I met swift, the discord user

by Swifsu February 20, 2023

swift, the discord user

Swift, the person who says funny things and more in etc.
He says deez nuts jokes.

He's also named Monke man

I met swift, the discord user yesterday!

by Swifsu February 20, 2023

the shift

what irish people call snogging or making out

a fridget has never had the shift

i got the shift last night

he got shifted at school

she has never had the shift

fridget

by ginger gurl February 26, 2013

The dog with the shifty eyes

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008