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The Subway Surprise

The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.
"You aren't implying anything icky by saying you'll give me The Subway Surprise....right Jared?"
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The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
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The Subway

Squirting toothpaste all over a females genitals then just going crazy while giving her oral sex.
by DiglettInYoMouth July 26, 2012
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riding the subway

When a person (male or female) gets on a train and is molested. This usually ends with a rape or "gangbang" situation.
She is so innocent. She will probably be riding the subway the entire week.
by heycrippy34 March 28, 2015
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The Subway

Jeff took the Subway over to Bretts Rectum
by BigBobbyG April 14, 2005
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you have the iq under the subway

whem someone apears to be dummy...
You are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.
by Zarisk December 12, 2007
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The Marshawn Subway

The act of fucking some random slut inside a tractor tire while it rolls down the street. After you go beast mode and blow a huge load "man-naise" inside her rancid cunt, you throw her out and say "I appreciate you".
My buddy Tim G. gave LaTimba The Marshawn Subway last night on Vine Street. She said "It's always good to be appreciated".
by Rodney Biff January 17, 2021
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