Skip to main content

Skipper

A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:

A.) It sucks

B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song
"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"

"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"
by No skippers January 20, 2009
mugGet the Skippermug.

Skipper

Professional who takes dick
She is a real skipper, everyone knows her
by PJBoy June 24, 2015
mugGet the Skippermug.

skipper

Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.

A slacker.

It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.
Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.
by kire December 29, 2007
mugGet the skippermug.

Skipper

The nickname for a child with awesome everything.
Jimmy says to rico, "Skipper is the chillest dude ever."
by Skipper :) September 5, 2010
mugGet the Skippermug.

Skipper

Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them
Skipper is Fat and Old.
by asdf April 23, 2004
mugGet the Skippermug.

Skipper

A rockin' blow job that knocks your socks off when you need it most. Done in an outdoor, or public place which creates a sense of thrill for both parties. Common side effects inlude "sackjaw" inflicted to the giver.
Brad gives Brandon a high five and exclaims," I think there were people watching last night when Lyndsae gave me that skipper in the park!"
by bradsoulsurvivor October 10, 2008
mugGet the Skippermug.

Skipper

Someone who is always moving selling drugs or a upcoming drug lord/king pin
Hey! You know anyone selling white girl?

Yeah I know a few skippers.
by El pablo Escobar April 23, 2020
mugGet the Skippermug.

Share this definition