The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.

by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

The Situation

Nickname of Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore, this decade's first great anti-hero.

The Situation is my new god.

by Young Ice Trey April 12, 2010

The Situation

A pathetic human being, seen to be the lowest form of life who seeks recognition of supposed newly invented words and phrases when in fact were stolen from the website urban dictionary.

Carl : "GGL.... i know, im going to claim this word as my own and spread it like the plague". Im such the situation!

by ChinkovButler March 26, 2010

The Situation

The greatest criminal of all time

Mob boss: gentlemen what’s the situation

The situation: *walks in* “oh that’s me”

by D. Wayne November 10, 2019